serenabrahney: just drove my first supersize pickup truck. probably also my last.

serenabrahney: birthday boy. couldn't be cuter. http://t.co/ZcMNugZc

serenabrahney: things I acquired at work today: a 7lb smoky quartz. the mandela biography. vibrating underwear. I found the last one in the kitchen.

serenabrahney: wait, am I the only one who shrunk chip bags in the microwave as a kid? because people be staring at me like that sh*t cray. #onlyincanada?