hosting reel: the abridged bits

sometimes I don’t remember them at all. I just wake up knowing I had one and then I sort of have an itch that needs to be scratched.

SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE

it may be something you haven’t admitted to other people, may be something that’s secretive. it might be something that you’re really struggling with or working on, and most people have a sense of what that is

(you gotta) fight for your right (to make star wars jewelry)

everybody would always play ball here. there’s been a lot of roughhousing on this floor, a lot of blood spilled.”
”all the good stuff. all the trappings of a hit album.

RECESSIONARY TOUGHNESS: NOTHING TRUMPS BALL

and you don’t find that emasculating?”
”I didn’t until now.

BUSKING: IF IT DON'T MAKE DOLLARS, IT DON'T MAKE SENSE

I think I walk away with 80 or 90 dollars in change before I walk away with two dollars and a condom.

HAUTE CHOCOLATE: like prada FOR YOUR PALATE

it can be a spiritual experience, it can be a sensual experience, it makes the people in your life happy, and it might even get you laid.